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26 June 2010 @ 08:55 am
Two ficlets  
These I originally wrote for meme, but I liked them enough to want to keep them! Still slowly working on the day-in-the-life-of-the-Batfamily fic, but it's on the backburner while I plot ridiculous AUs. (How excited am I about AU Bingo? So excited!)

Title: Non-Lethal Methods
Fandom: DCU
Rating: G
Characters: Jaime Reyes, Khaji-Da
AN: Totally set in the same universe as riseupwithfists' Adventures with Solitude without permission.

"No, look, I've told you - I don't have any money on me! And no, you are not printing money made from my dead hair. Again."

[suggestion: tactical nuclear strike. take caramel pecanbons.]

"How does that even make sense? There'd be no pecanbons left after a tactical nuclear strike. This has to not involve anyone dying, OK?"

[suggestion: find boyfriend. make puppy dog eyes.]

"Much better idea." Tim totally owed him a Minibon or two, anyway.

Title: Night Flight
Fandom: DCU
Rating: G
Characters: Steph Brown, Kara Zor-El, Kon-El

"When are you going to tell me what we're doing up here?"

Steph was a city girl. She liked cities. High-rises. People. Noise. As much as she enjoyed floating in Supergirl's arms high in the air, she didn't see why they had to be hovering about above a farm in the middle of nowhere.

"Sssshh, he'll hear you. Super-hearing, remember?"

Steph opened her mouth to ask who would hear, when she caught sight of someone leaving the farmhouse below them. Kon, kitted up in camouflage gear, not moving nearly as stealthily as he thought. Kara started shaking, and when Steph squirmed around to look at her she saw that she was barely containing her laughter.

"You think he seriously believed that note we sent him about cow tippers?" Steph mouthed. Kara nodded, and the two girls burst out laughing. Which was a pity, really. Kon would have been out there all night if he hadn't heard them.